Wiping sleep from his eyes in the kitchen...
Ben: Did I dream this or did you tell me that Aunt Jemima died?
Me: Uh, pretty sure you dreamed it. Aunt Jemima isn't even a real person.
Ben: Oh. Okay. Just seemed real.
(Did I mention the kid fell off the kitchen cabinet when he was little?
...those head injuries can be sneaky--13 years later.)